diaemyung:

It happened to me yesterday. I almost shit on my skirt.

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0foxheart0:

日常

Pixiv Member: Nixoo@红眼病

atruegentlemanthief:

(Source)

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kecky:

geqianjay:

我能想到最浪漫的事,就是和你一起慢慢变胖

the most romantic thing i could think of, is getting fat together with you

i’m gonna cry

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princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

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pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

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guroigirlie:

Consider the following:

JonTron

  • drops the n-word for no reason
  • responded to someone asking him politely to not use the word “retarded” by flaming them and throwing a twitter tantrum
  • uses the “not ALL men” argument
  • compares feminists and people who disagree with him to fascists and white supremacists
  • generally a shitdick
  • massive ego
  • plays weird games and relies on the game’s content to be funny

cr1tikal

  • donates to charity with his youtube money
  • hilariously bizarre
  • makes a point to thank his fans and answer their questions every so often
  • allows anyone/everyone to use his audio and videos
  • greatest voice ever
  • also plays weird games AND other stuff, still manages to be funny even if the game is bland
  • mysterious cool guy

Switch to cr1tikal today! Where you’re appreciated and respected, no matter what kind of fan you are!

yeah im doing homework

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

askdstrider:

accurate representation of a school trial in sdr2

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charl-plural:

bloodbending:

noctstiel:

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing

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GAME START

why is your dad shirtless

he’s hispanic it happens

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i win

» THIS IS IMPORTANT

reparteeist:

mother-machinegun:

GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK

IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’

LIKE

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE

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WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

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NOOOO

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THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

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we bought it.

We spent actual real money on this and its in the bedroom where it belongs

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imaginary-boy-friends:

searching something up when everyone says dont do it image

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